Are you ever just so hungry that…
Laura is torturing me
Listening to Beyonce Partition puts me into stripper mode
I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice
(Fucking hell if I ever get this boring I hope someone tells me so I can run far far far away)
(They’re literally talking about paint drying. This is actually happening)
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
(I just really need one day of not talking to anybody)
IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.
What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O
HA I’m where the gay people and pensioners are. SO accurate
Superb. Absolutely superb.
"Nervous sheep" and "shit cats" are my fav.
I live where the space-time rift is. Oh yes.
I can confirm this to be true, I am in fact a hillbilly.
and of course i live where nobody lives
'gobby' yes. yes we are.
"looks like a cock" do yoU WANT TO FUKIN GO
we did in fact elect a monkey, well played
I always forget what being at ~~home~~ does to my poor sensitive little soul until I get here and immediately want to leave again