ladyof-thegaladhrim:

Are you ever just so hungry that…

Laura is torturing me

ladyof-thegaladhrim:

Are you ever just so hungry that…

Laura is torturing me

Sunday Apr 4 @ 03:34pm

Sunday Apr 4 @ 02:08pm
this will always be perfect
Saturday Apr 4 @ 11:11pm

vixen-blood:

Listening to Beyonce Partition puts me into stripper mode

Saturday Apr 4 @ 09:40pm
Saturday Apr 4 @ 09:32pm

inspiration: x, original: x
Saturday Apr 4 @ 08:51pm
colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice

colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice

Saturday Apr 4 @ 08:42pm

(Fucking hell if I ever get this boring I hope someone tells me so I can run far far far away)

(They’re literally talking about paint drying. This is actually happening)

Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:53pm
mother please what has this awful man done to you

megacosms:

mainstreetinternet:

The science witch trials

Hydrophobic sand. Science.

Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:50pm

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone
Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:46pm

(I just really need one day of not talking to anybody)

Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:46pm
officialalltimelow:

lumos5001:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:


nneeeuuhhhuehuehue


IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

if you want to know the truth watch this informative video

oh god

officialalltimelow:

lumos5001:

categoryfourkaiju:

brimmy21:

orcinus-equus:

nneeeuuhhhuehuehue

IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME.

What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O

stay ignorant

if you want to know the truth watch this informative video

oh god

Saturday Apr 4 @ 01:46pm
WHAT
sandcastlesinth3sand:

floormouth:

myhazedydad:

koala-onesie:

t0tes-ma-g0ats:

bowiemywife:

wildeaboutoscar:

bastardlybrendan:

miarosagreen:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

The Definitive Stereotype Map Of Britain And Ireland

HA I’m where the gay people and pensioners are. SO accurate 

"Bit Scary""Mostly Bogs"Superb. Absolutely superb.

"Nervous sheep" and "shit cats" are my fav.

I live where the space-time rift is. Oh yes.

I can confirm this to be true, I am in fact a hillbilly.

and of course i live where nobody lives

'gobby' yes. yes we are.

"looks like a cock" do yoU WANT TO FUKIN GO

we did in fact elect a monkey, well played

sandcastlesinth3sand:

floormouth:

myhazedydad:

koala-onesie:

t0tes-ma-g0ats:

bowiemywife:

wildeaboutoscar:

bastardlybrendan:

miarosagreen:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

The Definitive Stereotype Map Of Britain And Ireland

HA I’m where the gay people and pensioners are. SO accurate 

"Bit Scary"
"Mostly Bogs"

Superb. Absolutely superb.

"Nervous sheep" and "shit cats" are my fav.

I live where the space-time rift is. Oh yes.

I can confirm this to be true, I am in fact a hillbilly.

and of course i live where nobody lives

'gobby' yes. yes we are.

"looks like a cock" do yoU WANT TO FUKIN GO

we did in fact elect a monkey, well played

Saturday Apr 4 @ 12:12am
Saturday Apr 4 @ 12:08am

I always forget what being at ~~home~~ does to my poor sensitive little soul until I get here and immediately want to leave again

Friday Apr 4 @ 11:39pm
maybe I would be happier if my mother hadn't turned into such a smassive douche PSA: arrogant husbands are terrible influences
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