Oh man, why didn’t anyone stop me when I told my mum she should get an iphone?
She’s facetiming me from the kitchen.
Help.
Oh man, why didn’t anyone stop me when I told my mum she should get an iphone?
She’s facetiming me from the kitchen.
Help.
My Aunty and Uncle bought me an I <3 NY nightie back from their trip and it is da bomb.
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Normal people:
What a lovely home you have
Me:
Whats your wifi password?
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Gaaah. My family is here, the sun is out, my whole house smells like cake and I am stuck up here re-writing an essay and pretending I care about what Swinburne thinks about God and authentic revelation.
Philosophy, you are ruining my life.

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a22lotti replied to your post: maccaz91 replied to your post: Being forever…
What, you’re a lesbian? :p
I am going to have to put up with this for the next 5 days, please do not join in!
a22lotti asked
Yes I got it, thank you :) I have highlighted that paragraph but I still can’t decide if it’s necessary …
maccaz91 replied to your post: Being forever positive about this bullshit…
Wait, you’re NOT a lesbian?
Don’t you start as well.
Being forever positive about this bullshit wedding:
-Good food/leftovers
-Free booze
-Free manicure
-family visits, which includes my uncle so I get to act like a five year old with him and get drunk and ignore the lesbian comments (still no boyfriend, hmmm? Oh this is your “friend” Ashleigh, hmmm?) and the hideous twat that is marrying my mother.
-free house for two weeks.
Monday, hurry yourself up.